{"id":318,"date":"2021-06-06T11:01:36","date_gmt":"2021-06-06T16:01:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cursingcats.com\/?p=318"},"modified":"2021-11-28T10:38:10","modified_gmt":"2021-11-28T16:38:10","slug":"plastic-surgery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cursingcats.com\/?p=318","title":{"rendered":"Plastic Surgery?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>So I&#8217;m (maybe?) starting a plastic surgery journey!  This is my first post.  Notice the new category \ud83d\ude42  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So I&#8217;ve wanted plastic surgery for a long time.  I&#8217;ve been fat all my life.  I was almost 400lbs when I went to college.  I had gastric bypass surgery in 2005 and wanted surgery to remove excess skin then, but had no way to afford it.  Over the years I gained most of the weight back &#8212; up to 320lbs.  Then, 3 years ago, I went keto and lost most of it again.  I&#8217;m currently a happy 234 (hoping to get back down to 220).  I fit in a womens XL which is easy to find and buy anywhere and I&#8217;m a little smaller than when I met Mr C.  So win!  I know I&#8217;m still medically considered obese, but im a good obese.  And compared to 400 &#8212; I&#8217;ll take it!  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So I still want skin surgery.  My arms are a disaster and my stomach is a lumpy mess.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It&#8217;s been stated that I would have this surgery but a time frame was never put on it.  One of my friends even jokes about the cake we&#8217;re going to have at my boob coming out party!  And I joke all the time about &#8220;when I get my boobs.&#8221;  Recently, I was asked what I&#8217;m waiting for by my husband.  And well, I didn&#8217;t know it was an option.  We&#8217;re so focused on saving money and, well, saving money &#8212; that it didn&#8217;t occur to me I could do it before we met a few more goals.  Then bro-in-law also asked what I was waiting for.  So&#8230; I booked a consultation.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I asked for recommendations on some weight loss forums and reddit.  The main guy everyone recommended only does people below 185lbs.  Well, that&#8217;s not happening. Sure I could work my ass off (literally) to get to that, but what&#8217;s the point if I can&#8217;t maintain that weight?  I want to look good at this weight.   <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So Mr C and I are seeing our second choice surgeon in August!  I know that sounds so far away, but I wouldn&#8217;t have the surgery while the pools open anyway.  I wouldn&#8217;t be able to maintain the pool, one.  And two, I wouldn&#8217;t be able to use the pool.  Also, this lines up with the job switch coming up in October &#8212; so maybe this is Gods timing working out for me!  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I want to have 3 surgeries (hopefully combining at least two): Arms, stomach, boobs.  My stomach and my arms bother me the most, by far.  But I&#8217;m not sure they can combine those two.  I suspect the way we will go is a &#8220;mommy makeover&#8221; first &#8211; which is torso (stomach and boobs) followed by a separate arm surgery.  Not sure they can do all three at once.  Highly doubtful.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I showed Mr C the before and after shots on the  surgeons page and we were both blown away.  So I&#8217;m super excited.  And it feels really good to have something on the horizon that I&#8217;m super excited about too.  So many possibilities!  Finally getting that 3\/4 sleeve tattoo!  Our 10 year anniversary pictures in my old wedding dress, adjusted for a much smaller me with bigger boobs!  All the fantastic sleeveless 50s dresses!  I&#8217;m very excited. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m (maybe?) starting a plastic surgery journey! This is my first post. Notice the new category \ud83d\ude42 So I&#8217;ve wanted plastic surgery for a long time. I&#8217;ve been fat all my life. I was almost 400lbs when I went to college. 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