{"id":790,"date":"2022-06-19T19:30:19","date_gmt":"2022-06-20T00:30:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cursingcats.com\/?p=790"},"modified":"2022-06-19T19:31:00","modified_gmt":"2022-06-20T00:31:00","slug":"boob-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cursingcats.com\/?p=790","title":{"rendered":"Boob Party!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Well, we finally had my boob party!  I wasn&#8217;t feeling it because I&#8217;ve been so self conscious about my stomach being bloated.  Some of it&#8217;s swelling, some of it&#8217;s weight gain.  So I feel like shit.  I&#8217;ve also got acne and crooked boobs.  But hey, we scheduled this like two months ago.  Also, realistically, naked me now is still a gazillion times better.  It&#8217;s always a journey, right?  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I had worried that it would be too hot &#8212; both the pool and the weather.  But thankfully, Friday we had some horrible storms that brought rain to cool the water and take a few degrees off the temp.  So it was actually a beautiful pool day.  Everyone got in and floated around!  Well, not Mr C; that&#8217;s not how he rolls.  D even went home to get his swim suit since he hadn&#8217;t brought it.  The water was perfect.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So what made it a boob party?  Well, I have boobs and A made boob cupcakes! <\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"585\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cursingcats.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/cupcakes.jpg?resize=1000%2C585&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-791\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cursingcats.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/cupcakes.jpg?w=1000&amp;ssl=1 1000w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cursingcats.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/cupcakes.jpg?resize=300%2C176&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cursingcats.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/cupcakes.jpg?resize=768%2C449&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>See!  A rainbow of breasts.  Some even with piercings. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was a really good time, so I&#8217;m glad we did it.  Mr C sat in the shade and kept us company on the tanning ledge.  The daddy flamingo float came out for the baby flamingos to follow around.  I surfed across the pool on a float.  It was amazing, you had to be there.  We got some great photos.  And K and K2 both think my hair is looking a little thicker.  Great day!  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, we finally had my boob party! I wasn&#8217;t feeling it because I&#8217;ve been so self conscious about my stomach being bloated. Some of it&#8217;s swelling, some of it&#8217;s weight gain. So I feel like shit. I&#8217;ve also got acne and crooked boobs. But hey, we scheduled this like two months ago. 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