Are you telling me that the new trendy drinking vessel (AKA Stanley) is weck canning jars?
Bitch, if I handed you a jar to drink out of two months ago, you’d have snubbed me! WTF? JARS? You got plenty of jars. Or just mugs. Like remember mugs? But I guess mugs aren’t clear. But you got jars. You got marinara jars, pickle jars, salsa jars. Look here’s me seasoning my compost with a salsa jar just yesterday:
I threw that jar away because I’ve got a whole box of glass to recycle already cause there isn’t a glass recycling that’s convenient to me.
This is the SOUTH. We’ve been drinking out of jars our whole lives. We grew up with the OG of drink jars: Bama Jelly jars. That’s right. These bitches:
They came with Jelly in them in the 80s and then they became glasses. You know how many of these we had growing up? My momma’s whole fucking kitchen was goose themed and these jars are my childhood. The kitchen also had a yellow linoleum floor. Because it was the 80s.
Yall are insane. INSANE. People can’t even get their hands on fucking jars right now because they’re a trend.
Some peoples whole drinking glass collections are just jars and you’d have treated them like white trash last month. Go to the thrift store! Go to the grocery store and get a jar with something good in it and then rinse it out.
Also. Labubu’s are fucking ugly. Why does it look like it’s about to wield a knife?
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Becki says:
LOL
The only jars in my house either came from my mom and had homemade canned food in them, or from the grocery store with spaghetti sauce or something in them. Usually Newman’s Own Sockarooni because I use that as a base when I make spaghetti sauce.
cursingcats.com says:
I would honestly rather drink out of a good heavy jar than a thin glass. I HATE thin glasses. It’s one of my “things.” Like I don’t wanna feel like I’m gonna break this glass. I respect sturdy, heavy glasses. No plastic.