Presidential Election Candidates

Biden is 81 and Trump is 78. Do you think either one of them could navigate a self checkout? I propose a test:

1. Send them to Walmart with a list of 5 regular grocery items.
2. Have them estimate the total cost of their transaction.
3. They have to get to Walmart ALONE. I understand that the secret service may have to tag along, but they are to offer no assistance. They have to locate and drive to Walmart alone.
4. They shop alone for their items.
5. They go through the self checkout. And yeah, they wait their ass in line. Maybe put makeup on to disguise them.
6. Then they must navigate and drive back to the starting place.
7. Compare expected cost vs actual cost for fun.

Think either one could do it in a reasonable amount of time without visibility struggling at any part? And they’re supposed to represent ALL OF US.

I wonder if they could even pump gas and pay at the pump.

Do you think they know about tap-to-pay?

Most Americans can’t even dream of when they’ll finally be able to retire. What’s retirement age now? 67. If you wanna retire, you gotta work and grind for 47 years. And that’s assuming you save up to be able to retire at all, and don’t start working before age 20. I started working at 15.

These out-of-touch motherfuckers could have retired 13 years ago. Most people don’t even live long enough to reach their age.

THEY HAVE OUTLIVED THE AVERAGE AMERICAN MALE LIFESPAN (76 years).

And that’s the current male life span. Trump (the younger of the two) was born in 1946. The average American male life span when he was born was 64. He’s 78.

He turned 16 in 1957.

• Gasoline (not 10% ethanol bullshit, either) was 28 CENTS a gallon.
• TVs were black and white.
• Leave it to Beaver hadn’t even PREMIERED YET.

He turned 21 in 1967. THE PRIME OF HIS LIFE.

• Gas was 33 cents a gallon.
• Minimum wage was $1.40 per hour
• PBS was starting.
• The handheld calculator was INVENTED.

Biden is even older.

We’re so fucked.

Why isn’t there a maximum age for this shit? They shouldn’t even be allowed to drive at that age (unless they pass a driving test every year).

UPDATE!

What if we put them on The Price is Right!?