Dear Henry Cavill, bleach your hair and stop showering.

How is Henry Cavill Superman the same guy as Henry Cavill Geralt of Rivia? Someone tell me how. I have so many questions. One of them: When is Mr C gonna go grey?

Seriously, I wouldn’t believe this is the same actor is it wasn’t for that chin. I don’t get it. Even in a google search 90% of Henry Cavill pictures: He’s not ugly by any means, but not sexy. One Geralt of Rivia picture: hold me back! He’s like the definition of sexy. Maybe a bit of it is that I’ve read the books and would totally do that character — but he’s hot too! Like REALLY hot. Geralt of Rivia does it for me.

And I’m sitting here watching Superman like WTF? How? Why did you do this to Geralt? Why is Geralt such a clean cut pussy now? Lame.