Month: January 2025

Airing of Grievances & Warranties.

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Festivus has come (early or late?). We’re having the airing of grievances. I’ve got a lot of problems with you people, and now you’re gonna hear about it.

First, I fucking LOVE my Vornado fan. So much so, that I’ve bought three. When the first one died, I ordered another online. Then it (the ultimate fan in question) began to act hinky so I ordered a third fan to replace it. Well, hinky guy straightened up after that so I just had two. That’s cool. Amazing fan.

Cut to now and hinky is acting up again. Replacement already has another use so I need to order another. That’s cool. I love my Vornado. So I hop over to Amazon (after comparing prices to Walmart because I’m trying to switch over to Walmart+ because FUCK AMAZON). I have ordered this fan twice before. I know. Thank you. But wait — 5 year warranty? How old is this one? Well, hinky is only 4 years old. Thank you order history.

I look them up and they are an American company and seem to be pretty good (I mean it’s a fucking amazing fan, so I’m not surprised). So I contact them about my fan, hinky. They’re like “That’s cool. Just cut the cord and send us picture evidence so we can ship you a new one.”

Wait what? I get a FREE fan? I was just about to pay $50 for one!

Well, I have other warranty things that have been bugging me too. So it’s warranty day, bitches.

Calphalon lifetime warranty? What does that cover? I watch a youtube where they replaced his so yeah — I’m filling a claim on this expensive ass pan. We were gifted two from our registry for our wedding (no idea how two were purchased from the registry). Well, I never opened one. It’s moved with us in its original packaging. It’s been my favorite pan for 12 years. But it’s finally just not at all non-stick anymore. So I broke out the old-newbie. Holy shit. This pan is amazing! I forgot how great this pan used to be. I’m filling a warranty claim! Back up your words, Calphalon!

Mailboss mail box. Lifetime warranty. Why does my $300 white mailbox look like such shit after a year and 2 months outside in a mild climate in near drought? Why you so rusty? Lifetime warranty? But warranty doesn’t cover rust and finishes. Well, I’m arguing this is a fucking defect in yalls paint. So I called and they asked me to send pictures. So I did.

Pictures of all three products were sent in today. I’ll let you know if I get replacements. I’m pretty positive on the Vornado because they already accepted the claim — I just needed to send evidence that I “destroyed” the old one by cutting the cord — literally. We shall see on the others.

TikTok’s Savior. Nothing is ever new.

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Trump is the the savior of TikTok! All praise Trump! The man who first suggested the ban himself when he was in office previously. Biden’s administration told them they didn’t have to shut down yet and there would be no penalties yet. TikTok said promises weren’t enough. Two days before Inauguration they go dark with a message about working with Trump. Day before the Inauguration, Trump’s promises are good enough to come back online. It’s all a stunt. There is nothing new under the sun.

From the Roman satirical poet Juvenal (c. 100 AD):

“Already long ago, from when we sold our vote to no man, the People have abdicated our duties; for the People who once upon a time handed out military command, high civil office, legions — everything, now restrains itself and anxiously hopes for just two things: bread and circuses.”

Two impeachments, 30+ felonies. Give them TikTok and watch them dance.

God loves me. He loves me not. He loves me…

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Man, what a day! I guess I should say what a morning. But it was a morning, that’s for sure.

Husband and I usually work from home. I go in “as needed” and he’s been pretty much telework since Covid. It’s nice. We have separate offices so it’s really nice. We both hate our jobs — but working from home with good PTO is pretty hard to beat. Anyway, the point is, we’re almost always home. And BOTH of us being gone — hardly happens.

So this morning, husband had a presentation to give at work. Cool. So he’s in the shower and my alarm goes off and I’m ignoring it. I hear my work phone bringing with Teams messages. WTF? So I look at it’s a coworker asking if I can cover some testing today. Well, I really like working from home “as needed” and I didn’t have a legitimate reason to say no so… OK. When does it start? 9:00AM. It’s 8:53. I’m still in bed. (Core hours don’t start ’til 9 and I am not a morning person so don’t judge me). So I tell her I gotta shower and pack a lunch, let’s say 10:30. Ok. So husband gets out of shower and I hop in. He goes to work. Well… tries.

While I’m in the shower I hear the door open and close… and open and close… and open and close… again and again and again. And I want to tell him, dude go — I’ll fix it! But I’m in the shower. So he finally comes up and says the doors broken. Yeah, I heard — go go go. I’ll take care of it. So I hope out of the shower, get ready for work, and then head to the garage. I need to evaluate the problem. If I can fix it — great. It’s probably the laser being out of alignment. If it’s a spring causing resistance making it think its hitting something… well… then I can’t go in because I’ll have to call someone out. So I’m not even gonna pack my lunch yet.

It’s the laser. I see husband has removed all leaves and done everything he could. So I grab my garage door opener and go over to the laser and start tweaking it with my hand and bingo — it works. Problem: when I let go, it’s severely off. So far off that tweaking it won’t work. The problem is that the lowest bracket on this track isn’t attached to the wall. So now the track is twisted too far and the laser can’t line up. It hasn’t been a problem until now, but now we have a problem. It’s cool, I’ll just attach the bracket and adjust the laser. Good to go.

I do not have an self tapping masonry screws. Damn. Oh wait! The wall right next to this has a spigot (yes, inside the garage). I had attached a hose reel there but the hose was heavy and the reel was cheap so it broke. I ended up just ripping it off the wall so I didn’t have to look at it. So those screws were still there! AND my drill is charged! Jesus loves me so much! So I back out one of the screws and start to screw the bracket in.

Welp. The screw head is too small. Goes right through the bracket. Also, the screw isn’t actually grabbing on, it’s just kind drilling out. So even if it was big enough, the screw wouldn’t hold the track straight. Fuck. God hates me. So I send this picture to my coworker as my “doctors note” and ask for another 30 minutes.

It’s cool. I have a masonry anchor kit. I’ll use that. So I drill in for a medium anchor. Screw it in and… the screw head is too small. Goes right through. God hates me. But I have bigger anchors! God loves me. So I get the bigger drill bit out and it takes forever to get through this damn foundation concrete block. And… my drill dies. God, why do you hate me? BUT I HAVE TWO DRILLS! God loves me!

My drill bit is dull. I’m out of shape and my back hurts because there’s not a good angle here and I’m putting all my weight into trying to push the drill in. Finally get it deep enough… Anchor won’t go in all the way. Who cares if it works. Oh look, screw head still too small and goes right through the bracket. God hates me.

Do I have any washers? No. But I can make one. I can get some scrap wood and drill a hole in it and use a longer screw. Like and Amish washer. Yeah. So I start digging around the garage and find a bunch of plastic shims. I don’t know why they have holes, but this would work. They’re a bit small, but if I leave the sheet of 6 together, well that’ll do! I’m so smart. S_M_R_T. God loves me.

So I stick my sheet of shims on the screw and… the screw head is too small for the shim hole and goes right through the bracket and my shims. God hates me.

WHY? Why have you forsaken me? At this point, I’m touching spider webs. I’m on my knees in my good work clothes. (Yes, I’m wearing jeans, but they’re a nice dark wash and I have a nice shirt on — don’t judge me). My back hurts. I’m next to a rat trap. Fuck this goddamn door.

Bigger screw head… I need a bigger screw head… the original concrete self tap screw! It wasn’t grabbing, but now I have the anchor in there! So… It was hard going because the hole wasn’t wide enough. Damn my old out of shape back. I’ve also gotten up and down to fetch various shit all over the garage a ton by now. But… IT WORKS!

Jesus loves me! Though this did take 45 minutes of my day. But look at that crafty ghetto fix! I’m good!

Of course now I was late for the testing I was already going to be super late for. But I fixed it! And once I got to work, testing was super chill. Just witnessing testing which was all scripted so basically chatting all day with notes. But it was a full work day. Then I had to go to the store on my way home. Blarg.

I hope they don’t need me tomorrow. There’s no one on the schedule, but I can’t ask without being asked. If I say “Do you have coverage tomorrow?” I’ll get “can you do it?” If I say “Do you need me tomorrow?” I’ll get “are you available?” So I’m just going to be not doing it or caught off guard again. But at least the door works now.

Just so stupid that this happened on a day when both of us have to be at work — which hasn’t happened in months. Oh and I had been shipped a plant that sat i the 30 degree weather all day because I didn’t get home til 6PM.

WTF?

Oh and husband informed me that the second smaller garage door was open like 2 feet when he got home. Oops. I had retrieved the opener from the car and had it hooked to my belt while I was working on it to test it. Must have hit the wrong button once. My bad. This morning was a lot, OK?

Hallmark Keepsake Power Cord

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I saw this advertised to me in my Facebook feed:

It’s a Hallmark Keepsake Power Cord. 

Yes, I know it is a power cord to plug in Hallmark ornaments.  However, this still made me laugh.  I love the idea of a Hallmark Keepsake Power Cord.  I love that it’s packaged like its own precious keepsake.  I love the idea of a power cord being a keepsake. 

We all have keepsake power cords.  There’s a drawer, or more likely box, of cords somewhere in your house.  Unless you’re really disorganized and they’re kind of just everywhere. 

I actually have one adapter I keep just for nostalgia.  It’s an audio out to cassette converter.  Yeah, when iPods came out, a lot of cars still had cassette players.  Also, iPods had audio out.  So yes, I keep that because it’s funny.  I used that.  Then I got super fancy and bought an adapter that connected to the audio out and transmitted to an FM radio frequency.  Yeah, WIRELESS!  I don’t think those lasted long.  But what a time to be alive.  The 90s were awesome. 

Related but also unrelated: last night I watched an explanation of why there are so many USB connectors.  USB was supposed to be the one cord to rule them all.  So why are there so many?  USB A/B (plus their blue counterparts for USB 3.0).  Mini USB A/B. On-the-go USB.  Micro USB.  Now USB C. 

Then there are the unknown numbers of proprietary plugs USB was made to prevent.  Plus all the various monitor cables we’ve had over the years!  Parallel cables for old printers.  I kinda want to make a shadowbox with all the different connectors.  Maybe labeled like a specimen box.  If you think I’m joking, you don’t know me.  That cassette adapter deserves to be on display. 

Maybe Hallmark needs to make a Keepsake Power Cord ornament.  A ball of mixed cables. Or a box of them. 

Not Related

Amazon also had this in a Facebook ad later in the day:

Disposable bathtub liners.  On the one hand, I have seen enough OCD people to know this has a market.  Especially if they do a rented house or hotel room. 

But doesn’t it kinda scream crime scene?  Just me?

Nook Update: Plants Plus A Craft

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Nook Update

This is an update on my bedroom nook which just continues to get better and better. Our bedroom is huge so there’s plenty of room for a space like this. So I’m glad we created it. The living room has always kinda been my spot since husband hangs out in his office all the time. So before I had my office, we made the nook when my inlaws were coming for a visit and I was stressed about not having a private space.

We had bought new couches in 2019 so our old mismatched couches were in the garage. This one is actually my first piece of “real” furniture. Not that I’ve bought much real furniture still. It’s an Ashley couch I bought for my old apartment. When I got rid of the monkey couch and finally got something I liked! It’s like 15 years old so not the best shape, but still comfortable. And It sacrificed its back cushions to be pillows for the downstairs couches, but that just means that now it has actual bed pillows. Mom and I picked up the two (now one because the other is in my office) foot stools on clearance from Ollies, I think.

When the floor was being redone downstairs after The Washing Machine incident, I moved the guest room TV in here “temporarily.” I hate TVs in bedrooms and I just can’t sleep with one on. So I’m generally against them. However, this TV is in the nook and you can’t even watch it from the bed. So I have made an exception. This is because I hung the closet rod my husband very much dislikes for hanging plants. And now that those plants are taking off, I really enjoy sitting in my nook. On work nights, I retire to my nook to watch very chill relaxing TV before bed. (Right now it’s The Repair Shop, and I’m going to die when I run out of episodes so they are exclusively for nook watching).

Look how cozy and nice my nook is!

Getting Crafty for a TV Tray

So that brings me to my latest craft project. I like to have a drink AT ALL TIMES. So I take my water up there. I have my legs out on the couch so I would like to use the foot stool to set my drink on. However, the footstool is padded and my drink falls over. So I grabbed the nearest small flat thing and have been using it as a tiny drink tray. My “Stand By Me” frame/word-art/thing. I bought a fuck ton of these musical word-art things from Hobby Lobby on clearance for less than a dollar each ages ago. Before Covid. The before-times. I’ve done stained glass mosaics on five (including the Mario Kart items in the bathroom). I’ve still got a few in the garage. I chose to keep one of the “Stand By Me” ones because I love that some. Specifically, the Ben E King version. Great song.

So it worked great, but looked like shit and I was abusing my Stand By Me art that was in my nook cause I like it. Well, I finally got around to redoing one of the others. Meet my new drink tray:

Isn’t it adorable? I think this one said “Rock and Roll.” I painted it gloss black but the inside and “front” (now bottom) needed covering due to damage to the paper. So I modpodged some contact paper in there. Then, I thought, I could add handles! But the only handles I had were oil rubbed bronze so that didn’t work. However, remember when I did the downstairs hall and added handles and knobs? And then I had extra knobs so I replaced the cheap silver knobs on the bathroom vanity with oil rubbed bronze ones to match everything else? Well, look where those silver knobs are now!

My drink, remote, and snack tray is so cute!

String of Bananas Update

One of my nook plants is my String of Bananas (Curio Radicans). I’ve mentioned it before. It was a little 2-inch guy that I bought for the dining room tables terrarium. It outgrew that so I stuck it in a hanging pot (picture 1). Then it outgrew that pot so I had to put it in a bigger one. I had to untangle it (picture 2) and I trimmed it into 2-foot sections for rooting back into the pot (picture 3). That’s where I left off last.

Well, the plant was healthy as fuck and well over 90% of the cuttings took and started growing like crazy. But these “Sting-Of” plants look so “limp.” I want to say lifeless because they just hang there like they’re dying. Of course they are not. Its thriving. There’s just no volume. I have no desire to plant a second plant in the pot though. So I had been thinking of ways to beef up the top. A Styrofoam ball? A plant frog? I even asked at the plant nursery for suggestions. I looked into metal topiary forms but those are expensive. Then I saw the really ugly ass cheap Chinese plastic topiary balls that are far from expensive. In fact, I could get a mixed set of 4 sizes for under 10 bucks from Walmart. Hello Walmart+ membership. Yes, please.

So I used half a “ball.” I just plopped it right on top of the string of bananas and brought up the “strings” and gave them a few wraps to hide the ugly ass form and draped them back down (picture 4). This pleased me greatly. Today it’s looking like picture 5. I actually like this thing now. I hated it for so long. I fixed it!

When it gets too long, I’ll trim it again and reroot the cutting back at the top. Rinse and repeat. I mean, I don’t want to jinx it, but I don’t think I can kill this thing. It just really wants to live. After all the cutting and rerooting it’s so much thicker than that rat tail in picture 2, Now it’s got a bit of volume thanks to the topiary ball. There’s even new shoots growing out of the ball and it’s curling all around the bottom with new growth.

Look at my Air Plant

I got this air plant at the craft show (Christmas 2024 NEACA) and I have been kicking myself for not buying more since that evening. He had an ungodly amount of air plants. Like that’s this guys specialty. Loose ones mainly but also terrariums and various hanging ones like this. Also some cool art pieces that were on lava rock or drift wood. And they were CHEAP. He had a huge bush one that was like 15 years old for $75 — he pointed out that if he cut off all the pups and sold them at $5 a piece, it would net him a much bigger profit. And he had crazy exotic ones I’ve never seen before.

The hanging ones were all the standard air plant you see everywhere. So I looked through his collection (all with their scientific names and pictures of them in full bloom). I asked if he could put one of these on a hanging loop. He said for an extra $2. So yeah, I got this cool plant for $7! That boutique plant store on Governors charges like $25 for just the big pups! He told me all about caring for it and tips and tricks and sends everyone home with a sheet detailing how to water and fertilize them and get them to bloom.

I can’t believe I only bought one! Dammit. He had at least 20 varieties and some were even in bloom. I chose the crazy wobbly alien one, of course.